My life.
My love.
My fat beast.

#rosie #todaywas #bath #day #cutie #adorable #fatcat #our #monster #kitty

I wish that I could be like the cool kids
Cause all the cool kids they seem to fit in 🌹


#sparklers #me #moof #night #coolkids #selfie #credittoally #bright

Baby Jamie

#fbf #baby #me #ilooked #like #a #boy #fabulous #cute #inaboyishway

wingardium
leviosa

🎇🎆
#selfie #game #sad #happyfourthofjuly #penguin

I loved you from my skin to my bones.
#selfie #power
#moop #shorthair #meep

👴
#couple #oldman #penguin #shorthair #monkeyface #cute #gettingthere #slowlybutsurely

Me and Austin’s new kitten 💙💜
#baby #new #kitten #hisnameis #winslow #love #cute #adorbz

Snip snip ✂️✂️
#haircut #shorthair #eek

🎈🎈
#selfie #datenight #dress #penguin

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marinasexual:

THE WORST FEELING EVER IS WHEN YOURE SO ENTHUSIASTIC TELLING SOMEONE SOMETHING AND YOU CAN JUST PHYSICALLY FEEL THEM NOT CARING AT ALL SO YOU TRY HARDER BUT YOU JUST CANNOT GRASP THEIR ATTENTION SO YOU SLOWLY FADE OUT AND LET THEM GO BACK TO DOING WHAT THEY DO AND YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO TELL THEM SOMETHING YOU’RE HAPPY ABOUT

(Source: mistyslay, via virginla)

"We went on one date, I met her at the post office, we had a coffee. I wasn’t interested in pursuing things further, I told her that, very clearly. I started receiving phone calls, facebook messages, texts, e-mails, she showed up at my house. I made it clear to her that her advances were unwanted, and then I began receiving threats. I changed my phone number, my e-mail account and I moved. Twice. Each time she found me. When I started dating my current girlfriend, Angela, she showed up at Atlantic City where we had gone for the weekend. She left notes on my car, she threw trash on my lawn, she left voice-mails yelling about how I wasn’t helping enough with the dog. I don’t even have a dog. And then she threatened to strangle Angela, that’s when I got a restraining order. We found a home-made explosive device under Angela’s car."

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expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

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